May 11, 2006, 04:21 AM // 04:21
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#1961
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Purveyor of Useless Info
Join Date: Oct 2005
Guild: Perpetual Motion Squad [PMS]
Profession: Mo/
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Because he IS one.
Why am I posting here?
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May 11, 2006, 07:01 AM // 07:01
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#1962
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Academy Page
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Right behind you!
Guild: Elysium Of Angels
Profession: W/N
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Because you have no life, like most of us
Who needs a life anyway?
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May 11, 2006, 08:15 AM // 08:15
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#1963
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Wilds Pathfinder
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your mom needs a life
Why does your mom need a life?
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May 11, 2006, 12:12 PM // 12:12
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#1964
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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cause she needs to make money
Why is my dad so annoying?
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May 11, 2006, 12:51 PM // 12:51
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#1965
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Lion's Arch Merchant
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because you are his child
why is paper made of wood?
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May 11, 2006, 12:51 PM // 12:51
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#1966
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Academy Page
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Right behind you!
Guild: Elysium Of Angels
Profession: W/N
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I thought it was the other way around. Hmmm, that would mean bricks are made of walls.... scary....
Why do they call it "Mission Impossible" if they some how manage to finish the mission succesfully every single time?
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May 11, 2006, 03:47 PM // 15:47
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#1967
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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its fun to make people think its impossible
Why is James Bond now blond?
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May 11, 2006, 05:03 PM // 17:03
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#1968
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Nov 2005
Guild: Freedom Fanatical Scots [FFS]
Profession: W/
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Because he was involved in a freak hairdresser accident, which killed many, many people
Why is my arm on fire?
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May 11, 2006, 05:56 PM // 17:56
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#1969
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Dec 2005
Guild: Shyft Machine [MYTH]
Profession: E/
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Because you have a fire behind you.
Why is there a fire behind you?
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May 11, 2006, 08:00 PM // 20:00
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#1970
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Academy Page
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: England
Guild: We Are The Samurai Pizza Cats [MEOW]
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Because your no good with matches.
Why not buy a lighter?
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May 11, 2006, 08:09 PM // 20:09
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#1971
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Lunar Rabbit
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Because the gas could melt you..
Why do I only ever get a HoH jump when i'm with a smelly PUG grrrr...?
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May 11, 2006, 09:34 PM // 21:34
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#1972
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Dec 2005
Guild: Shyft Machine [MYTH]
Profession: E/
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Because you have angered the HoH gods.
How can a rabbit talk?
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May 12, 2006, 02:29 AM // 02:29
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#1973
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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magic rabbits are the only ones taht can talk
Why do we ask questions?
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May 12, 2006, 02:59 AM // 02:59
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#1974
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Mar 2006
Profession: Mo/N
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Because we need answers.Desperately.
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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May 12, 2006, 06:09 AM // 06:09
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#1975
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Australia
Guild: Dark Edge
Profession: W/Mo
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ask him...
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
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May 12, 2006, 07:00 AM // 07:00
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#1976
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Academy Page
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Right behind you!
Guild: Elysium Of Angels
Profession: W/N
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1 peck exactly sir, 1 peck exactly.
Why does batman dress up like a bat?
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May 12, 2006, 07:03 AM // 07:03
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#1977
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Australia
Guild: Dark Edge
Profession: W/Mo
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Because if he dressed up like a spider he would be called spiderman
What type of spider bit spiderman and gave him his powers?
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May 12, 2006, 07:10 AM // 07:10
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#1978
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Academy Page
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Right behind you!
Guild: Elysium Of Angels
Profession: W/N
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The ass-spider, the only spider known to man that bites people from the inside.
How does spiderman scale walls if he's wearing gloves?
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May 12, 2006, 07:45 AM // 07:45
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#1979
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Australia
Guild: Dark Edge
Profession: W/Mo
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He sticks valcro circles on the wall and on his gloves
Where does spiderman store all the spider web he uses?
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May 12, 2006, 08:09 AM // 08:09
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#1980
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Academy Page
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Right behind you!
Guild: Elysium Of Angels
Profession: W/N
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You DON'T want to know.
Why does superman have a weakness for Kryptonite anyway? It's just a rock!
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